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BYU ASME Declared the True Club

In a recent press release, BYU ASME president Lee Hoskins declared that the BYU ASME club is the one true club on the face of the earth today. "I am like Genghis Kahn," said Hoskins in reference to his desire to have every mechanical engineering student ever to walk the earth be a part of BYU ASME. When asked if he had any plans to eventually replace the LDS church, Hoskins declined to comment.

See also www.lds.org.

How Many Licks Does It Really Take?

Engineers put the old owl to the test.

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