A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting

of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must

be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and

so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have

only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise.

They are Russian."