If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let em' go, 'cause man, they're gone!!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away and you have their shoes!!

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on!!

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face!!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do!!

The light at the end of the tunnel is freight train.

Opportunity knocks, but temptation kicks the door down.

When my ship comes in I will probably be at the airport.