Jokes

I have found that university undergraduate classes can be dull and/or dry. This is especially true when students have classes every single hour for three mornings a week. Threfore, in order to relax students and to try to make learning fun, I start classes with a joke. I have two rules: (a) no blond jokes, and (2) jokes must be appropriate for BYU. Here are some of the better jokes.

Administratium: New Element Discovered

Advice for Yankees Moving South

All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Noah's Ark

Are You Ready to Have Children?

Bart Simpson's Punishment

Bill Gates pie in face

Bumper Stickers

Chicken Crossing Road jokes

Comprehending Engineers

The Consultant Engineer

Dave Barry on Education

Darwin Awards 1997

Darwin Awards 1998

Alternate Darwin Awards 1998

Darwin Awards Link

Design Chart (No Problem!)

Differences Between Men and Women

Dilbert's Salary Law

Driver's Test Answers

Engineering Psychology

Engineers and Managers

Environmentally Correct Noah

Ethical Dilemna

The Evolution of Mom

Funny Quiz Answers

International perspective on Adam and Eve

Is there another word for synonym (and other funny thoughts)

Lawyer Questions Actually Asked in Court

Lessons Learned from Bill Clinton

LDS Family T-Shirt

Management Quotes

Managers Measure Flagpole

Math thru the ages

MICROSOFT vs GM

Missionary Articles of Faith

Mom's Christmas Eve Poem

Politically Correct Santa

Presidential Standards of Conduct

The Rabbit's Thesis

Real Life Dummies

So What Are You Smuggling?

Speech Recognition Demo Gone Bad

Thermodynamic question - How hot is Hell?

Thoughts on Marriage

Top 10 Ways to Tell if a Redneck Has Been Working on Your Computer

Twas the Night Before Christmas (PC/Mac)

What I Didn't Know Before I Had Kids

Wisdom a Father Has Gained from His Kids

What Men Really Mean

Why we should feel sorry for computer tech support people

Wise & Funny Sayings

World's Easiest Quiz

Yes, the President should resign

YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN THE '90'S WHEN . . .

You Might Be an Engineer If . . .

YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY? .

If you have addtional jokes for my class, please send them to me at: tom_fletcher@byu.edu

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